Peachy with a Side of Keen

Basically a random collection of stuff I like.


Reblogged from jakeparalta
Reblogged from robertdafoto
inabasket:

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

inabasket:

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

(Source: robertdafoto, via into-themists)

Buffay the Vampire Layer
Central Perk, NYC

Buffay the Vampire Layer
Central Perk, NYC

Science Boy! He has a superhuman thirst for knowledge!
Central Perk, NYC

Science Boy! He has a superhuman thirst for knowledge!
Central Perk, NYC

Reblogged from classichorrorblog
Reblogged from thecarrionlibrarian
What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

(via jwnopsycho)

Reblogged from simplypotterheads

Happy Birthday Hermione!

Reblogged from dropdeadesu

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

(via swanqueen-trueloveiswhoyouchoose)

Reblogged from goldenstories
CHANDLER: It’s not like he’s calling me Muriel.
ROSS: Muriel. Why would he call you Muriel?

(Source: goldenstories, via hellyeah-friends)

Reblogged from memewhore